We’re sure it won’t surprise you to hear that judges sometimes get frustrated and downright annoyed at the poor quality of materials submitted to them by some attorneys. Here’s one Texas judge’s comment on the quality of a legal brief submitted to his court.
“Before proceeding further, the Court notes that this case involves two extremely likable lawyers, who have together delivered some of the most amateurish pleadings ever to cross the hallowed causeway into Galveston, an effort which leads the Court to surmise
but one plausible explanation. Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact –complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words — to draft their pleadings entirely in crayon on the back sides of gravy-stained paper place mats, in the hope that the Court would be so charmed by their child-like efforts that their utter dearth of legal authorities in their briefing would go unnoticed. Whatever actually occurred, the Court is now faced with the daunting task of deciphering their submissions. With Big Chief tablet readied, thick black pencil in hand, and a devil-may-care laugh in the face of death, life on the razor’s edge sense of exhilaration, the Court begins.”
We sure wouldn’t want to be the lawyer or a law firm trying to explain to our client why the judge had described our work in this way!
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